AISubs v3.7
- I'm Takamatsu! - I'm Yamamoto!
- And I'm Homosapiens.
- Everyone, for once, try getting to know how primitive people feel. - Okay.
From now...
You get to cook!
- Since you're cooking now... - Yes!
- What will you do? - Okay!
That's not funny!
Is it good?
- Is this good? - Eat it! Eat it!
(Laughs)
Excuse me, can I ask you one more time?
What did you think of when you were told to go down?
I thought of cutting down a mammoth.
What did you think of when you were told?
A mammoth...
Eii!
Ku!
(Laughs)
Well, I'd cut down a stone and put a stone on it and make it into a mammoth.
And you, Ryo?
Um... I'd cut down a mammoth...
Why would you only let a mammoth do that in the past?!
There's a lot of them!
Mammoths are the highest class in food!
Seasoning isn't a big deal.
There wasn't a seasoning back in the day.
Seasonings like soy sauce, salt, and sugar are common,
but we didn't say, "Wow, you found it!"
Yeah, that's true.
Soy sauce and miso are common, but we didn't say, "Wow, you found it!"
We just said, "Oh, it tastes bad."
Wouldn't you like to leave something behind for us?
Oh, that's a great idea!
Let's leave something behind for Kosei.
Let's do some research together.
Yes!
Research!
Let's get started.
- Okay. - Okay.
Have you made anything yet?
Well... I'm almost done.
Let's look at Ryo's first and decide.
- Okay. - Okay.
I'll bring it over.
Open your eyes!
One, two...
Huh?!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Well, this is what a seasoning is like. - Oh, I see.
Yeah, seasoning is a bit of a weird thing, but this is...
- Here it is! - Huh?
- I know! - Could it be...
- It's been 3 days! - Even after 3 days of waiting, we were only able to get this much. - It's a very precious oil. - Well, it's good.
- We'll think of a way to eat it deliciously and bring it to the studio.
- Is it coffee? - That's right! Special coffee oil!
- Oil! - Oil!
- Beans have a lot of oil, right? - Yes.
- I thought it would be nice to remove that oil and did a lot of trial and error.
- As a result, I put salad oil in it, filtered it for about 3 or 4 days and extracted it.
- Finally, I got this oil.
- Today, I'm going to dip this in bread and taste it and eat it.
- Wow, it's luxurious. It's like a truffle oil.
- I wonder what it tastes like. - Let's eat!
- I love coffee. - You drink coffee every day, don't you?
- The moment you eat it, you drink coffee.
- I wonder what it is. The scent of coffee is very far away.
- Is it far away? - Is it far away?
- The taste is really good. It's a lot of coffee oil.
- This is coffee oil. - It's amazing.
- The taste is really good, isn't it?
- It's a lot of coffee oil. - That's right.
- I can't explain it because it's a lot of coffee oil. - It's only coffee oil.
- It's delicious. - I like it.
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal.
- I'm glad you came to a cafe like this. - I'm glad you came to a cafe like this.
- I've been making a lot of the same things.
- It's just that the ingredients are different.
- Please take a look at it. - I see.
- We haven't made it yet, so we'll make it together. - I see.
- Please take a look at it. - I see.
- When humans are in trouble with food in the future, what will we do next?
- I think it's insecticide. - What?
- Do you want me to pull out my arms? - No.
- Why do you say insecticide and I come out first than the main system?
- The user will come out first, so you do it first.
- If you say insecticide, it's over. - If you say insecticide, it's over.
- By the way, I'm not an insect. I'm an insect glasses.
- I'm not an insect. - Does that mean your glasses will shake, too?
- My glasses won't shake. I can't eat my glasses. - Did you take off your sleeves?
- If you take off your glasses, you're an insect. - You're crazy.
- I'm sorry. I'm really in love with you.
- It's a simple name.
- I bought an insect. - Here it is.
- This is an okra. - It's a small insect.
- This is a small insect that doesn't get bigger. - It's a small insect.
- This is an insect that can grow up to 8,000 meters.
- Here it is. - I'm looking forward to it.
- You can crush it into small pieces and squeeze it out of here. - I see.
- Then you can eat the fat part.
- When you freeze olive oil, it becomes like a paste and becomes like butter. - I see.
- Wow, wait a minute.
- I've eaten a lot of insects, but this one looks special. - Wow!
- It's black.
- It looks delicious. - Is that a Gorgon?
- It's a Gorgon. - It's an ancient element.
- Why? I should have eaten it.
- It's too heavy. - I think it's about the same taste.
- I think it's a shrimp fry. - It tastes the same if you eat it.
- It's hard to explain the taste.
- It's not salty or sweet.
- It's just like this.
- Men who are used to insects.
- I don't mind eating insects. - I don't care about insects.
- This taste of insects that I can't say anything about.
- I think I've eaten a lot of olive oil.
- Why do you eat so much?
- Wow!
- This is my channel.
- I can't eat insects.
- I've been on YouTube for ten years and I can't eat insects.
- That's not true.
- Gorgon really stinks.
- I can't eat it.
- I can eat it for about 30 seconds.
- I was surprised.
- I can eat it now.
- It's still interesting.
- Why do you react like that?
- That's right.
Now, we're going to transfer the smell and taste to this oil.
- One, two... - Can you do it?
- Wow, it's tough. - It's just right, isn't it?
- Look at this. - Yeah.
- It's like hell. - Wow.
- Yeah, it's tough. - Well, we're going to let it simmer in this oil for a while...
and then we're going to put the juice in the freezer for a while.
- This is how cooking is like. - Yes!
- Let's go back for now. - It smells good.
- It's time for you guys to match. - Yes!
- Can I say something? - Yes!
- Yes!
- You know, solid salt and stuff like that... - Yes.
- It's really difficult, you know? - Yes.
- It becomes liquid, you know? - Yes.
- It's not oil, it's like an essence. - Yes.
- Yes.
- I'd like to do it like that. - Yes, yes, yes.
- These are the flowers I've been putting aside since yesterday. - Oh!
- Oh!
- I'd like to make flower essence with these flowers. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It looks like there is, doesn't it? - Yes.
- I'll eat it. - Huh? Is there?
- It looks like there is. - It looks like there is.
- It doesn't look like cherry blossoms. - There are some colors.
- Is there any flower essence left? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- It's not there! - It's not there!
- Now, it's not there! - It's not there!
- It's primitive people. - It's not there.
- We'll use this flower essence and... - It may look like liquid, you know?
- Yes, yes. - And we will nylon these flowers and...
- water them through the juice we got from these flowers...
- And we'll drink that fresh flower essence. - I see.
- We're like junkies.
- Now, I've taken out the cherry blossoms and yes, here they are. - Yes.
It's cute, but doesn't it look like primitive people?
I found a stone tool.
Oh, great!
A stone tool.
It's a magical stone tool.
It smells like you.
Let me see.
This is...
What is it?
This is...
What is it?
This is...
It's cool!
What's cool about it?
It's cute.
It might be good for you.
My earrings...
It might be good for you.
It's cute!
I'll make your earrings out of garlic.
Like this...
It's not easy.
You have great ears.
Here it is!
Cool!
Look at it! It's huge!
It's huge!
It's like a secret signal.
We've never seen this situation before.
Let's make it into one.
Here we go!
It's like a ritual.
What are you talking about?
We didn't make it.
We can cut it like this.
We can give it to our company.
You look beautiful in front of the camera.
You're in my way.
Isn't it expensive?
Then you squeeze it like this.
Squeeze it with your hands.
Wow!
This is important.
Wow!
Oh, no!
It's coming out of your eyes.
My hands are wet.
It's coming!
Is it coming?
It's coming completely!
It's coming!
Go!
What's up?
It's coming!
Wow!
It's a very thick liquid.
You've never seen anything like it, right?
Wow!
It's sweat.
It's not sweat.
It smells like garlic.
You should do it.
Don't say unnecessary things!
What's up with you?
What?
It's still wet.
It's a very small amount.
It's probably a coin.
Can I eat it?
Yes.
Thank you for it.
Wow!
What?
My tongue is tingling.
Are you kidding me?
I won't do it!
Is it okay?
Can I eat it?
It's garlic!
I want to think it's garlic!
It's garlic!
If it's not, I'm scared.
I'm scared, too.
The bitterness of the nose, the smell of garlic, and the tingling sensation are mixed.
I want to try it without garlic.
If you have a hard time getting it, why don't you do it?
I'll do it.
Okay.
Over there.
Over there?
I see.
I think my tongue is starting to tingle.
I see.
The next day...
Oh, no.
I'm being attacked by the good dance cult.
Oh, no!
Why did you move to a basement and do this?
Oh, no! It's the good dance cult!
It's definitely the good dance cult!
Oh, no!
Ah!
Hahaha!
You're so witty!
Have you caught a cold?
Oh, my gosh!
Huh?
You're so scary!
Oh!
I'm gonna wrap you up!
Don't! I'll wrap you up!
Don't do it! We're shooting!
Here!
Oh, my gosh! You're so scary!
People who have this don't play!
You're scary! You're scary!
Don't do it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
No, stop it!
Stop it!
Wait!
Ms. Mui! Ms. Mui!
Ah!
Oh, my gosh!
Wait a minute!
Ah!
You're so scary! You're so scary!
Ah!
Wait!
You!
Hey! Stop!
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
[What is this?]
[Isn't it sub-chan?]
[If you come here, you'll become like sub-chan]
[Yes]
[What is this?]
[It's tea]
These are fish's eyes
[Fish's eyes!?]
[Only fish's eyes!?]
I boiled it once with an energy drink
[I see]
I left it to dry for about 3 days
It's not completely dry yet
[What do you mean 'completely dry'?]
Everyone, you can't let it dry out
In order to remove the solid skin,
we need to separate it from the core
This is the most important thing
I'm going to separate it now
[What!?]
[That's amazing]
[Did you prepare such an opportunity?]
[It's really expensive]
[This is beautiful]
[Why is it beautiful?]
[I'm going to do it now]
[That's why it took you so long]
[I'm going to separate it little by little]
[Do your best!]
[Isn't this picture amazing?]
[This is crazy]
[It's amazing!]
[From fashion to everything else,]
[you can't separate anything from it]
[You're taking a PV, aren't you?]
[That's amazing!]
[Oh, wow!]
[Look at that!]
[It's so yellow!]
[What are you doing?]
[Oh, no!]
[There's a lot of it!]
[Oh, no!]
[Oh, no! Oh, no!]
[Not a single one!]
[I thought I'd see popcorn pop!]
[Why is this happening?]
[I did it!]
[I did it! I did it!]
[Oh, wow!]
This is the modern centrifugal push-up.
- Amazing. - It's really amazing.
The power of civilization.
- You should sing it, Shibuya. - Sing it, sing it!
It's not a joke!
Regulus, Dahama, Big Benz!
Can you do the push-up while singing "Romance"?
Can you really do it?
It's really beautiful.
Romance...
- Shibuya! - Shibuya!
- Shibuya, now! - Shibuya, now!
Shibuya, check it out! Wait!
I was going to do it to get rid of all the water in my body.
But I'm pretty hungry now, so it's fine.
Maybe you didn't mean it just now?
I didn't mean it.
Crush this and put it in the fish.
Can you crush it?
It's hard.
It's hard because it has lentils in it.
But it looks like powder.
It's done.
Fish eye powder.
It's easy to guess, but I think it's good for you.
I can feel the environmental factors.
Like DHA.
I'll eat it.
It looks delicious.
I can eat it normally.
I need that in a far place.
Heparese.
The texture is like white popcorn.
I feel like I'm eating that.
It's weird.
It doesn't taste like anything.
Then it's not a seasoning.
I see.
It's frustrating.
I put it in the fridge.
It looks like this.
I wanted to cook it more.
It's getting thicker.
Wow.
I'll put it in.
Like putting honey in it.
It's a lot.
I don't put honey in it.
I think it has a good taste.
I'm excited.
Why are you excited?
It's a good talk.
It's good.
How is it?
It's like Emoji.
What is it?
It's just like that.
It tastes like a bug.
You don't have to eat it.
It tastes like a bug.
It's new.
To be honest, it's not good.
But it tastes like a bug.
People like food like that.
It might go well with something.
It's possible.
It might go well with something.
Which one did you feel like the future?
The one I felt like the future is...
Ryo-kun's coffee.
It might go well with dessert.
We should improve it.
We should sell it at Ryo-kun's cafe.
No, we can't.
People who saw this might say "We had this much left in the past."
They might make something with it.
We can die in peace.
We left something behind.
This is what we left behind.
Thank you very much.
Good luck to you in the future.
Thank you for the meal.
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